sure. That should take only a week or two to arrange. – Father Christmas
ho ho ho. even if your greedy girth wedged you in a first world chimney and someone lit a fire under your capacious arse, that’s a fairytale i wouldn’t be able to believe. you’re like the epitomy of the problem, you paternalistic old poephol.
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sure. That should take only a week or two to arrange. – Father Christmas
ho ho ho. even if your greedy girth wedged you in a first world chimney and someone lit a fire under your capacious arse, that’s a fairytale i wouldn’t be able to believe. you’re like the epitomy of the problem, you paternalistic old poephol.