the crazy nastyass honey badger (original narration by randall)

There is no other animal in the kingdom of all animals as fearless as the crazyass Honey Badger. Nasty as hell, it eats practically whatever it wants. Honey Badger don’t care! Randall is disgusted. One of the funniest things on Youtube.

wild life narrator

The natural born cheater is a deadly animal. Research suggests that a cheater can comfortably live up to nine lives simultaneously. That’s why it moves in for the kill so fast. There is very little at stake. Its young must fend for themselves from an early age. Just look at it go! The finesse, the merciless focus, the fondness for black eyeliner. But the cheater has little stamina. It tires quickly of the chase, seeking new quarry rather than putting in effort beyond a certain point… Success! Yet what a bloody mess afterwards as it lies licking its chops… Replete… for tonight.