Sarah (Facebook status update): ”Spinster” is such a horrible word. So I am coining a new word for myself: I am a $PIN$TA, so watch out or I’ll set my cats on you.
Lizza: Yo, $pin$sta! It’s like a combination of spin and sista… works with the headphone look [in your profile pic].
Sarah: Yo homie! Thanks, although I fear those headphones are more ‘gamer nerd’ than ‘Dre’.
Lizza: Hey, being a murderer and stuff is too tired already. Kill them with your MIND.
Djf Head: It’s one of the few remaining words that closet misogynists get to use when they want to make a point without invoking obvious indignation. So please take it and transform it and own it.
Sarah: Yes but still “do you want to come back to my spinster pad?” is unlikely to work. It evokes visions of a giant sinister man-eating spider. *shudder*
Lizza: Any way you look at it, you have to end up being a goth :)
Sarah: A gangster goth.
Lizza: Yeah! Solid muthafuckin GOLD spiderwebs with diamonds on.
Sarah: LOL!!!! I’ll put chrome rims on my doc martens (sp?).
Lizza: Oh.my.god. and fluorescent lighting underneath, like a gangsta car. Imagine when you walk…
Sarah: That’s mental :D
Lizza: Judge Dredd would totally shit himself :))))
Rosemary: I like this entire conversation.